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Happy ThanksGIFing!

Waking up at about noon today, I’m enjoying the restful part of Thanksgiving celebration. Maybe it’s coincidental because I’ve been unrested for quite some time, but thank you, Thanksgiving, for showing up.

Waking up at about noon today, I’m enjoying the restful part of Thanksgiving celebration. Maybe it’s coincidental because I’ve been unrested for quite some time, but thank you, Thanksgiving, for showing up.

Meanwhile, a ceasefire in Gaza brings some peace much more needed than me being a lazy fuck on my American holiday. Of course, I trip on how all of these random human beings between different borders and conflict zones—be they light meat-dark meat conflicts or millennia old territorial disputes—we’re more or less chilling out together today. Simultaneously, in spirit. (Hope someone doesn’t eat all that stuffing.)

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Of course, I couldn’t just crawl out of bed and make way toward Manhattan to gluttonously stuff myself at a restaurant with a friend (as goes my tradition). I felt it a little necessary to show some appreciation for the ultimate feast, the holiday that should carry the same slogan as Las Vegas. And so I did, I scoured the net for the most appropriate of Thankgiving Day GIFs. Please enjoy:

Oh, the feast.

Some eager to stuff their gullets,
And some their instagrams:
Many preparations are made,
Carving it up,
Serving it,
But some just sit back and eat.
Some don’t need a big group:
And lest we forget the odd political positioning of turkeys on Thanksgiving:
Some set that bird ablaze, giving it an extra crispy flavor:
But real men just waste the thing for target practice:

Motherboarders, we’re thankful for you:

All GIFs by @DanStuckey