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A's Pitcher Has Secret Burrito Compartment in Car, Road Rage Now a Thing of the Past

A's pitcher Sean Doolittle has a secret burrito compartment in his car. It's better than not having a secret burrito compartment.
July 28, 2015, 2:08pm

it never hurts to keep a secret burrito hidden in ur car in case there's a long red light
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) July 28, 2015

Imagine Denis Leary sneering at you about how you need this truck to tow man things to man places for man reasons and then, out of nowhere "…and you're not a pencil pusher or hand model, you're a regular guy who needs a burrito every once in a while, right? Right. Check out our built-in burrito box, baby."

Hopefully that commercial never happens because we have this video posted by A's pitcher Sean Doolittle. He says it helps during long red lights but it can't hurt for minor traffic incidents, either. Instead of popping out of the car after some maniac cuts you off, just sit in your car, initiate burrito sequence, and calm down with your favorite portable food stuff.