Imagine Denis Leary sneering at you about how you need this truck to tow man things to man places for man reasons and then, out of nowhere "…and you're not a pencil pusher or hand model, you're a regular guy who needs a burrito every once in a while, right? Right. Check out our built-in burrito box, baby."
Hopefully that commercial never happens because we have this video posted by A's pitcher Sean Doolittle. He says it helps during long red lights but it can't hurt for minor traffic incidents, either. Instead of popping out of the car after some maniac cuts you off, just sit in your car, initiate burrito sequence, and calm down with your favorite portable food stuff.