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Faceless Burial Are Here to Help With Your Anal Fissures

Listen to a 'stool softening' new track from the Melbourne black metal trio.

According to suggestions made on online medical information and support resource Patient.info, the best way to deal with chronic anal fissures is to drink plenty of water to help soften stools and to take painkillers before a bm (bowel movement) to help "take the edge off."

Another suggestion would be to set up a speaker system in your bathroom and blast Faceless Burial's terrifying new track "Seeping Aberrational Fissures". The punishing black metal will no doubt help "take the edge off" your own seeping fissure.

Taking their name from a 1992 EP by Californian death metal band Immortal Fate, the Melbourne three-piece that features Alex MacFarlane of The Stevens and Tyrannamen, Max Kohane of Internal Rot and Ubik and White Walls' Fuj, blast a ferocious and grinding death metal along the lines of the early/mid 90's US underground heroes such as Revenant and Morpheus Descends.

Their 2015 demo gave a good indicator of what to expect but listen to "Seeping Aberrational Fissures", the first taste from Grotesque Miscreation, a new 10-track album to be released on Seattle's Iron Lung records, and you can hear that they are taking it a different level.

'Grotesque Miscreation' will be available October 27 through Iron Lung Records.