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Watch Men Do Weird Shit in Toilets

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November 19, 2018, 10:34am
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Sometimes jokes write themselves, as the universe aligns itself in the shape of a middle finger emoji to put a certain section of humanity in its place. The International Men’s and Toilet Day being on the same date is the latest example of these beautiful—albeit rare—confluences of intent, context and comedy.

Like, I’m not sure if there are studies (yet) to show how many men deserve to be shoved in toilets in a flush-hour cleanse, but one search for the term Me Too shows that we need a pretty large plunger.

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To celebrate this magical day, here are some videos of men falling and getting embarrassed in toilets, because why the fuck not?

Aaj yellow hai paani paani.

NotAllMenFallInToilets

This is high art.

If the crapper is the Sistine Chapel, meet its Michelangelo.

A lot of shit content comes out of this guy.

He’s just wrong.

And finally, this.