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Welcome to Off-Menu, where we'll be rounding up all the food news and food-adjacent internet ephemera that delighted, fascinated, or infuriated us this morning.A UK study found that millennials spend "over £3,000 a year on coffee, socialising, food and clothes." This appears to be another tired attempt to shame an arbitrary age bracket for struggling economically because of factors beyond their control. But this is particularly egregious and internally illogical, considering things like food and clothes are necessary expenses. I mean, it's true that I could probably afford a down payment on a home if I never ate, but is that the new standard?In honor of Carvel's 85th birthday this year (sure), the ice cream company partnered with Captain Lawrence Brewing Co. on two special-edition beers inspired by Cookie Puss, their iconic ice cream cake character, whose name is a lot less notable if you first learned about it as a small child and then just accepted it as meaningless sounds for the rest of your life. The "thick and creamy Milkshake IPA" could well be good, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't come with a thin layer of crunchies buried inside.
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