This is what UK grime does to VICE's music editor, Kelly "Dirty Stank" McClure.Last week, the BBC told me that it’s the tenth anniversary of Grime. Do you know what that means? Well to me it doesn’t mean a damn thing because I'm an American, but I'll be happy to supply you with some definitions.Grime is a style of music that originated in the year 2000 somewhere over where the Queen lives, which makes its ten year birthday sort of questionable. It mushes up hip-hop, dancehall, the sound of grinding teeth, and airhorns to make various noises that youths enjoy hopping around to. Grime is often grouped into the same category as two other sonic phenomena:1. "Brown House," that style of house music that is mixed at a certain level in order to make you poop your pants.
2. RingtonesReading Grime's Wikipedia definition is like reading a high school level algebra book. The whole thing gives me cramps.One of the originators of Grime is Dizzee Rascal. Let’s watch his video for the song “Dance Wiv Me” together:Some thoughts:1. Does he have peanut butter in his mouth?
2. This sounds like music they'd play at a roller skating rink.
3. Look at the bartender's teeth.'Nuff said.[" target="_blank">@wolfievibes](http://<iframe width=)
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2. RingtonesReading Grime's Wikipedia definition is like reading a high school level algebra book. The whole thing gives me cramps.One of the originators of Grime is Dizzee Rascal. Let’s watch his video for the song “Dance Wiv Me” together:Some thoughts:1. Does he have peanut butter in his mouth?
2. This sounds like music they'd play at a roller skating rink.
3. Look at the bartender's teeth.'Nuff said.[" target="_blank">@wolfievibes](http://<iframe width=)
