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Munchies

The Ultimate MUNCHIES Menu of Stoner Snacks

Pizza nachos, kimchi grilled cheese sandwiches, and Spam and cheese ramen are easy ways to guarantee the best 4/20 ever.

Here, have a dollar for every time you got stoned and found yourself elbow-deep in a box of stale cereal—and now you've got enough cash to buy another eighth!

Before you light up again, have a little forethought and you won't be riddled with self-hatred in a few hours. One trip to the store and a few minutes of prep is all you need to feel virtuous as hell when you're lit off the devil's lettuce—this time, you'll be eating something that requires a few more steps than opening a bag and licking cheese dust off your fingers.

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True to our name, here are some… ahem, munchies, so you can do 4/20 right.

You probably have deja vu, because you've definitely thought up the magical combination known as pizza nachos after a weird night of hitting a stranger's vape pen. Lucky for you, we wrote up the recipe for your bookmarking convenience—though all you really need to remember is pita chips + pizza-like toppings + hot-ass oven. Pizza. Nachos.

RECIPE: Supreme Pizza Nachos

Is it just us, or is queso a supremely underrated consume-while-high food? This simple and deeply, scarily satisfying recipe is best enjoyed standing over the stove with a family-sized back of tortilla chips.

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