NFL free agency is upon us and football fans everywhere are experiencing a true roller coaster of emotions; overwhelming joy, heartbreak, rage, confusion, excitement, anxiety, and of course, a plethora of 'what the fucks.' With free agency frenzy taking over—or dare I say, breaking the internet, these owls can't even control themselves.The Philadelphia Eagles agreed last week to trade McCoy to the Bills for linebacker Kiko Alonso:
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"There is no reason to live anymore. I'm drowning in my own tears"The Philadelphia Eagles trade Nick Foles to the St. Louis Rams for Sam Bradford:"Stephen A. Smith was an inside job."San Francisco 49ers agree to 4-year deal with Ravens wide receiver Torrey Smith:"Oh…..my…….GOD!"Miami Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh:"Seriously? That's your second notorious bully. Have you learned nothing?"Ravens trade defensive tackle Haloti Ngata to the Lions:"How dare you try to fill the void Suh left behind."New Orleans Saints trade Jimmy Graham to Seattle Seahawks for Max Unger and multiple draft picks:"Excuse me while I jump onboard the Seahawks bandwagon."Free Agency isn't over yet, but don't waste one second throwing your now irrelevant team gear with that has-been's name on the back in the dark corners of your closet next to your Broncos Tebow jersey. Now is your chance to find a new favorite player and wear his jersey with pride until he, too, leaves you forever.