Image by Alex ReyesGreetings, you goddamned gourmands.I'm VICE's art editor, but I don't only appreciate visual beauty, I appreciate the beauty of the culinary arts too. That's why I started reviewing frozen food for VICE each week—you can't really know how beautiful something is until you put it in your mouth anyway.This week I'm reviewing frozen Indian food products by Amy's Kitchen. I make no apologies for my love of Amy's food. I'm not a vegetarian, but I acknowledge that meat has a higher potential for being disgusting.
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Some people might read VICE or these reviews and assume I'm only here to be cruel and snarky as I make fun of low hanging frozen-fruit. That's not the case at all. I loved every one of the items in my column this week. I earnestly endorse readers to keep at least a couple of each in your freezers for when you get home and want to eat something fast and simple that won't make you feel lethargic or leave a gross taste in your mouth. Here are reviews of what I consider to be the pinnacle of frozen food perfection.
Amy's Indian Palak Paneer
Amy's Indian Mattar Paneer
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Problem eaten! Self-consciousness beaten!GRADE: A