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WINDY CITY JACKASS


Johnny Knoxville (pictured here in Perry's favorite hat) just put out a press release explaining why he is taking the role of Stone Fury from Scary Perry. It seems Perry has dropped the ball with the character by failing to get Windy City Heat closer to theaters than the odd DVD screening. Howe Lee Shiiit.

This all started at 8:25 AM last Wednesday when Johnny appeared on the Adam Carolla show. You can hear the whole thing here . About two thirds of the way into the show Knoxville decides Perry doesn't care about the role enough and challenges him to prove it by allowing his genitalia to be crushed in a mousetrap several times. You can see photographic evidence of this here and movie evidence of it here .
After going through this humiliation, Perry becomes very grumpy and a fight breaks out. Carolla ends the show and the entire group is escorted outside. Knoxville then rips off Perry's hat and takes off in his courtesy car. Perry loses it and runs back into the studio where he has to be forcibly restrained for 20 minutes. Perry has a thing about his stuff, you see. During the photo shoot for the Mistakes Issue we dared to remove his fanny pack from him and he went ballistic. On Kimmel his phone got broked and it was all he could think about for two days. Anyway, we digress, just when everyone thought they had finally calmed Perry at the studio he gets a leg out and NAILS Big Don in the nuts. This leads to even more violence until Perry decides to take himself to the hospital.
At this point in the saga comes to a close, Perry is sitting in the hospital and refusing to leave. Even if that means missing The Big Three's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (yeah right).
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