For very few reasons will I step a foot anywhere near the Times Square, period, let alone on a Friday night. But that's where Tim and Eric's live show promoting their Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job was, so I dutifully trekked to the land of garbage and tourists (who I guess technically also count as garbage). And it was totally worth it, especially since I got to go backstage and meet everyone. Here, come along with me on a tour…These were the funniest things about the whole show, worn by my neighbor on the balcony.Here are David Liebe Hart's puppets after a long night of work singing space-occult Christian children's songs to a couple thousand drunk adults. Backstage the master himself offered any and all available women his amorous company. "I haven't had sex since 1994," he said, writing his phone number on a tea bag, fly unzipped, sweat running from his head's erratic tufts of hair. Someone told me once when she was talking to him that a cockroach crawled out from under his collar.Here's James Quall wearing a cozy jacket his family in Wisconsin gave him, carrying a box of his "personal effects," i.e., disposable razors and a change of clothes. He signed my pepper spray.But the highlight was definitely when Tim and Eric held an info seminar at the end of their show and unveiled what they believe is the future of comedy, which I captured forever on video…I was using the video function on my crap digital camera, so please excuse me for having to cut off the video above a little short, especially right at that crucial moment. But if you click on the screens below you'll find the rest.Female comedy!TEEN LAQUEEFA
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