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NEW YORK - THE FUTURE IS PIZZA


Let's gloss right over the fact that I ordered Domino's for dinner last night—hey, I haven’t had thin crust since I was 12 and I remember it seemed like a real treat back then—and get to the part where I say that I ordered it online. I selected the "thin crust" option using their convenience-overload menu, placed my order and then BOOM! "PIZZA TRACKER."


Yo! First they told me "Nicole" was preparing my order, and when it was time to go out they informed me that their "delivery expert, Ezequiel" (DELIVERY EXPERT!) left the shop. It was mind-blowingly useless information, but like, awesome as hell. While I do not recommend ordering Domino's at any point, I do recommend every delivery place on the planet getting in on this hot sex.

BEN RITTER