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TIDBITS - ONE-HANDED ONE-HITTER

Talk about shooting a gift horse in the mouth. This little pipe showed in the office a while back and, sober, we were like "What? I guess it's a clever idea, but the thing weighs more than a dugout and lighter, it's not nearly as 'discreet' as its makers want you to think (especially with their URL etched across the front), and the butane flame makes the weed so hot it feels like someone has cut a notch in your throat and is peeling the skin forward every time you take a hit. Thanks but no thanks." But then we were eating a slice of pizza on the sidewalk while stoned and wanted to be slightly stoneder without putting down the slice, and suddenly it was like we were in a heaven of our own stoned devising. Thanks but thanks, Solopipe guys.