I never had much of an education, so I’ve been catching up with the glorious information commons that is the internet. I hear that it’s where kids are doing most of their learning these days. That’s probably a healthy thing right? Here’s what I learnt this week.

1. EXTREME GAY SPELLS ARE PROGRESSIVE

I like the idea of spending 200 dollars on a magic spell to help someone overcome society’s issue with them being your gay lover. After all, it’s something they “really and truly want,” even if they don’t know it, or want it. There’s also an excellent Adult Spells section. For example, “Make Lisa attack me sexually when no-one is looking.”

GET YOUR GAY MAGIC HERE 2. NORTH ENGLISH PUB RAP IS A DIFFICULT GENRE TO NAIL 3. FLAGS ARE A COMPETITION THE UPS AND DOWNS OF INTERNATIONAL FLAG GRADING LIVE HERE 4. LOW-FIDELITY COMPUTER COMPOSITIONS COME IN HANDY GET YOUR FAKE MUSIC HERE

5. LAKE FACTS ARE VERY NEARLY FUN

Have you ever wondered what the largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island is? The wait is finally over.

GREAT LAKE KNOWLEDGE RIGHT HERE! DON CASTER