We arrived at Perez Hilton's party right as Margaret Cho was about to go onstage. Perez was on the mic in quite possibly the worst/best outfit I've ever seen. He was speaking in tongues about how much he loves music and women who play music and how he's fierce and something else about how he can't stop shitting blood. We pushed our despair aside as Margaret Cho walked on stage. Without missing a beat she said something about sucking cock and we all felt much better. Then out of nowhere the bitch pulls out an acoustic guitar from her womb and begins to explain how she saw Madonna play guitar, so she decided she should as well. I don't think that's a reasonable excuse, especially in her case.
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In my adult life
I have a president who doesn't make me wanna kill myself
Oh yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah… Wow. This was some next level shit.
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