
I'm Josephine Bloggs (big fat fake name) and I'm currently studying at ********* school in North London. You may or may not know of the school, it is more commonly referred to as 'Every Girl Available', or, more recently, 'Easy Girls Academy'. It’s a steaming pile of crap.I'm one of a handful of white girls in my year (made up of 250 students), and I'm the only one who comes in more than twice a week. This basically means I’m everyone’s token whitey bitch and they all think I’m a slag. You can read about my academic pursuits in a weekly school diary I'll be posting here on the Vice blog. This way you fat hipsters can keep up with the kids.
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"lol gyash numba 2 luks waiiss, allow it bruv"
"wag1 wiv dat chick do? lol!"Victory. The sad truth is my opposition was my male best friend, but no one who voted had ever heard of boys having long hair.
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