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Yeah, who would have thought he'd be so capable of cheekily subverting social norms.
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Acting satirically racist to underline the fact that that's the last thing he'd ever do.You think so?
This is a man who wore a Nazi armband to take a dig at Ron Asheton's dubious political fashions and to highlight the fact that punk, an avowedly working class concept, has been co-opted by the very people it was meant to destroy. He's dating the daughter of a Zimbabwean regime-friend as a means of showing-up the resilience of globalised military-industrial profiteering to even the most staunch sanctions. Bro's got it going on, post-irony-wise.What is it you do here again?
I've come to fix the photocopier. You're gonna need a new toner cartridge by the way.C: He's really, really, really thickOffer the following evidence that you "Heard from sources close to the palace."
1. Regularly has to be told to breathe by aides and can only eat with plastic cutlery as he is terrified of own reflection.
2. Has a 2:2 degree in 'Heiring To The Throne & Media Studies' from the University of Boxford.
3. Likes to waggle his finger up and down on his lips and go “Blblblblblbuh.”D: Other possible explanations
1. It's all a hoax made up by Buckingham Palace to deflect attention from the Queen's ongoing kleptomania.
2. Meant to be a training video for British Army Raghead Identification Course.
3. Auditioning for role on Mind Your Language remake.
4. Just wanted to bag an invite to one of Max Mosley's swell parties.
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