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Yes, that's true. But I live in London, so there would be loads of other good parties. I'd go to them. I might even break the law a bit.Really? What would you do?
I don’t know. Something crazy but nice. Like stealing drugs and handing them out to people. I'd try and enjoy myself no matter what.That's nice.

Yeah, there’s not a lot you can do in two weeks, really, is there?Wouldn’t you want to do something crazy?
Nope.You’d just go to work?
Yeah.What if someone at work was like, “Steve, you should come to my end of the world party tonight." Would you go?
Nah, I’d just carry on living. I’d do what I normally do.Fair enough.

I’d go on holiday. But if anyone who I wanted to come with me didn't want to come, we'd have a big, big problem.
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Oh yeah. I forgot about them. Maybe I’d do a week with my family and then a week with my friends.How about your pets?
Shit, I keep forgetting about all of my favourite things. It would depend where I was going.Okay. What about the people you don’t like – would you murder anyone?
No. I would just want to cherish moments with the people I love.And sober is the best state to be in to be able to cherish moments, right?
Definitely not. I’d be fucked most of the time, but I’d be careful because I wouldn’t want to mess up the last two weeks of my life. Imagine if I had a bad trip or something.

Linny: I’d go ballistic. I’d go to lots of parties and get wild. Or maybe I’d just go home and see my friends and family. I’d mix it up.Mental. Would you do anything illegal?
Cat: I’d steal everyone’s dogs and glue them together to make a mega-dog. And then I’d ride it around London. Oh god, I really wanna do that now.Imagine the pain you'd cause everyone, though.
Yeah, I guess. In that case, I’d take everyone’s hats and deposit them in the Thames until it’s full of hats. There are so many silly hats in London and someone needs to do something about it.Yeah, that's true.Previously - What's the Scariest Country in the World?