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Malls, banks, and grocery stores may close during the holidays, but our sex drives never stop. Even when we visit our mother’s houses to exchange gifts in the name of God, we still wake up wanting to bone. But do we watch more porn during the holidays or less? Does watching Cartoon Network Christmas specials with siblings we hate make more of us watch porn about elves and incest? To find out, we asked Pornhub Insights, the smut conglomerate’s data department, to create charts about porn consumption during the holidays.
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