Please, Less Duck Sauce and More Duck Sauce

Tell me I'm wrong to my face.
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You know what really grinds my gears? The amount of duck sauce that's always in a Chinese food order. I don't need 763 packets of duck sauce for my one single egg roll. How much duck sauce are you people using? Are you bathing in this stuff? Who the hell is encouraging these massive duck sauce handouts? The only Duck Sauce I want is this one. Thank you.

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