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Lewandowski Beasts His Way into a Goal for Bayern Munich by Doing Everything

What else does Lewandowski have to do? Wipe Müller's arsch?
September 12, 2015, 5:56pm

Polishman Robert Lewandowski is fed up with his German teammates on Bayern Munich P-footing around all of the time. After setting up Thomas Müller with a beautifully laid ball, Lewandowski even has to pick up the scraps from Müller's shitty shot and score his own goal. "Seriously, menschen? Do I haben to do everything around hier?"

For a country that prides itself on efficiency, Germany is sure looking a bit sloppy around the edges. What else does Lewandowski have to do here? Wipe Müller's arsch?