Cristiano Ronaldo is like a deer. He's lithe and toned and is generally seen as a nuisance to the natural world. But he is also quick like the deer. Like, absurdly quick.In Tim Howard's book, Howard, a former teammate at Manchester United, extolls the virtues of Ronaldo's obsessive practice habits, and it shows. As a teammate, if there's only one way to tolerate the most annoying player in the history of the game, it's by recognizing that he is, in fact really fricken good.I mean, his teammates are snapping at the neck throughout the entire training exercise just to catch Dude sprint. Dude's got a better first gear than a Lamborghini Aventador.