Hey, dude. Could you just fuck off for a second? I'm trying to watch Grandpa Buckets back there drain more shit than a plumber. Yeah, real cool that you stole like a million dumbbells from the weight room and are making content for your Tinder profile, and all, but could you not? People who are doing logical workouts at your gym are probably pretty pissed right now, wondering where their 30s are at. Meanwhile, Old Man Wetness might be breaking his own record, knocking down at least five in a row—and he easily looks like he's on his way to his sixth before it cuts out. And Grandpappy Swish doesn't need a cellphone video to prove it to people. He's just doing it for his own damn self.
[big h/t @JasmineLWatkins for the spot]