VICE Sports is proudly pro-Bad NFL Lip Reading and the 2015 edition is the perfect antidote to the usual avalanche of pre-Super Bowl whatever-the-fuck. Instead of reading your local newspaper columnist's overheated thoughts on the NFL's balls, please consider allowing yourself to experience the joy of Cam Newton sharing the story of the Syrian prince and the sheepdog. Other important lip readings include: Peyton Manning questioning the idea of second-hand handbags, Colin Kaepernick's desperately soulful search for his furry friend, and a Tony Romo pre-snap existential crisis.