Listen, you’re busy – you’ve got things to do, places to be, plans to cancel with your friends by texting “so sorry!!!!! work crazy right now. another time? x” only to go home and watch an entire Archer season on Netflix – and as such you might have missed some of the juicier morsels from the extended VICE network this week. So, thankfully for you, we’ve curated a nice little list for you to spend the weekend catching up on. Save all these to your iPad and dive in:
How to Buy a House In Your Twenties
Just cut out a few little luxuries and save, save, save! Easy!
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Unpicking the Urban Legend of ‘Shag Bands’

Remembering the coloured gel bracelets that somehow got linked to hickeys and blowjobs.
Greatest UK MCs of All Time
This is it, our panel’s top choices – and just the mix of lyricists, international stars and grime OGs that you’d expect.
The Hard Lessons I Learned Raving Sober
Confessions of a reformed party girl.
The Cult: Wayne Rooney
This week’s inductee to The Cult is a footballer who, in years to come, will be remembered as one of the most gifted players England has ever produced. That said, he does look a bit shit sometimes.
The Public Pain of Announcing Your Miscarriage On Facebook
Pregnancy announcements, whether elaborately planned or quick and spontaneous, have almost become a genre on social media. But many parents-to-be struggle with what to say when those pregnancies end in miscarriage.
What Happened When I Went for Dinner with Salt Bae

How do you like your meat salted? In 2017, there’s surely only one answer: the Salt Bae way.
The Alt-Right’s Favourite Diet
John Durant, author of The Paleo Manifesto and a controversial presence on Twitter, talks about the meat-heavy diet and right-wing politics.
When Does Drunk Sex Become Rape?

What, exactly, is consent? And when is someone too intoxicated to give it?
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