All the News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part overwhelming and part boring, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– KFC chicken shortage closes outlets

– New test can detect autism in children, scientists say

– Average price of a newly marketed home goes above £300,000 again

– and obviously home ownership has collapsed among young adults

– Survivors of Florida high school shooting have planned a march for gun control

– People are calling for plastic surgery laws to be changed after record number of botch jobs from rogue practitioners

– Some US study has suggested that, among other things, drinking two pints of beer or glasses of wine a day when you’re older can help you live longer

– Brits eat 50 percent more calories than they think they do