The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Boris Johnson calls Russia “smug”

– YouTube prankster jailed for shooting her boyfriend

– UK to build £48m chemical weapons defence centre

– MPs call for unpaid shifts to be illegal

– Woman shares her story after she removed her own eyes

– Farmer wants ‘pig out’ out of the dictionary as it’s offensive to pigs

– Plastic found in most bottled water

– University place demand to grow by 300,000 by 2030

– MPs warn of ‘poisoning air’ emergency costing £20bn a year