The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Meghan and Harry are expecting a baby

– Children as young as four encouraged to use online selfie apps to appear more beautiful

– Medicinal cannabis should be available for all NHS patients, campaigners say

– Teachers set up an “affordable” private school for the middle class

– Fall in local bus journeys to 12-year low

– Police spies infiltrated UK left-wing groups for decades

– Yemen could be worst famine in 100 years

– European Commission is putting paedophiles’ privacy ahead of fighting online child abuse, charity heads say

– Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have called off their whirlwind engagement, according to TMZ