All the News You Need to Read This Morning

The news is part boring and part overwhelming, so here’s a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:

– Narcissists “irritating but successful”

– Donald Trump joked that David Lynch’s career is over after he discussed his presidency

– NHS among the worst in the Western world at preventing avoidable deaths

– Ancestry websites are bullshit, says DNA expert

– One in two children under two supposedly has their own tablet, MP report shows (?????????)

– Women’s top reproductive worries revealed by Public Health England

– NHS staff smokers cost £200 million a year to the health service in fag breaks and sick days

– Miz Cracker and Aja from ‘Drag Race; have their own shows

– The IT sequel has found its adult Henry Bowers