This article originally appeared on VICE UK.Streakers are great, aren't they? Because, what are they trying to achieve? They turn to the world and they say, "Behold, everyone: behold my patchy body hair and tremulous man boobs." Then they run about in jeans a bit and go, "Actually no, that's all I really had in the tank," and then four hard dudes in fluoro jackets try to sprint after them, and they dodge one and then crash into the other. "Fuck," they say, as blood fills their mouth, "I hope my kids aren't watching this."The pitch invader at the Madejski last night. — Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet)March 17, 2015
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