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You know how artists nowadays like to keep stuff secretive in an attempt to generate hype and tease everyone like little sissy girls? Little sissy girls like The Weeknd, Wu Lyf and iamamiwhoami, etc, etc, etc? Well DIALS has a middle finger for all those guys, because with a simple Google search we found out that he would hate to be eaten by a shark, would love to see a ghost, his favourite drink is sparkling water and he doesn't like it when you click on a link and the page fully loads and moves so you click on the wrong thing. Take that, mystery!

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DIALS - Morning Light

If Gauntlet Hair had a do like Carlos Valderrama, they would be the coolest band in the world. Unfortunately they're pretty ordinary looking – but that doesn't mean they're shit. Take that, Carlos Valderrama!

Gauntlet Hair - Keep Time Do you know what I loved about the 90s? Nerdy white guys. Yeah, if there was one thing from that entire decade that I'd bring back, it was the nerdy white guys. White guys just aren't nerdy enough any more. Personally, I blame Zuckerberg and the harem of chicks he's got fizzing for his digi-money, but if you want to relive those glory days when nerds were nerds and white guys were white guys, why not check out MichΔel Myerz, and his song about a 90s cartoon starring a nerdy white guy. Take that, cool black guys!

MichΔel Myerz - Hey Arnold! (Featuring Carl Miller) Apparently this dude used to be in some lo-fi garage band that no one has ever heard of, but was sacked the night before that band were due to play a gig on a narrow boat in Manchester. Now he's starting again, climbing the career ladder, grappling the rungs until those halcyon narrow boat days are his once again. His name is LEOPARD OF HONOUR. Take that, lions of treachery!

Leopard of Honour- Palais Royal-Blue In which Dempsey sings about a girl he met at the beach. From the title, she sounds like one sexually immodest chick, which should shock the terrified censor board watching the world through their hands down in Whitehall. Take that, squares!

Dempsey - Sex On The Beach

ANDY MOORE & JOE REEVE