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Corporal Sexy Calls our Blush

I feel funny. Funny in my area, but also just funny in general.

I feel funny. Funny in my area, but also just funny in general. It turns out that Corporal Willie Apiata V.C. (stands for Vice Crushee) is patrolling strife-torn Afganistan and the internet. Look at what happened on Twitter this morning.

So yeah, I'm totally crush-busted. Needless to say - THE BEARD'S A DO! Anyway, if you're reading this Willie, I won't write about you anymore. I wouldn't want to get you into any more trouble.