Oh god, please don't hit me. All photos/captions by author
Smaug's mother and stepdad brave the crowds
Grashnak, Tearer of Necks, Kisser of Wives!
Davos Rainworth hides from the torrents of Isen
Fair Lady Muntworth, of Hills Hoyst
A foe tackled in mud, is a friend tickled in fun
Kudos to this kid for not yelling "hammer time!"
An Enchantress dabbles with snake magyk
Sir Dazza of the Speed Dealers holds no quarters against man or child
When your Snapchat is just photos of peat and cassocks
Morlock the Wise, Seer of All things Light, Dark, and Pastried
Sir Len of the Quick Five-Minute Breather
Lady Bloodrayne awaits the aid of her squire
A fishmonger-turned-wiseman awaits his hogwyf
The moment I saw this guy knocked to his ass was the moment shit done changed
Children look on as Sir Steve mimes the taking of an ear. Family fun!
"Shhhh!" the Black Knight taunts the peasantry