Why be such a cliche of yourselves, fundamentalist Christians? Some bored asshole on Christwire.org is complaining that Marvel Comics is encouraging sodomy via an inflatable Wolverine toy because the valve lies flush with his codpiece. Tyson Bowers III (how can you have that name and not be gay?) closes his rant with "I bet the homo queers in San Fransisco are just waiting for their new pray [sic] to turn the ripe age of 12, so they can get their dingle dongs touched by some young boys lips!" Who the fuck says shit like this? Someone who froths at the mouth, imagining his soft pucker around anything remotely remotely phallic, jerking off, pecking his keyboard, and pulling a rosary out of his asshole. Ohhh man, don't you just want to blow that thing…up?
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Why be such a cliche of yourselves, fundamentalist Christians? Some bored asshole on Christwire.org is complaining that Marvel Comics is encouraging sodomy via an inflatable Wolverine toy because the valve lies flush with his codpiece. Tyson Bowers III (how can you have that name and not be gay?) closes his rant with "I bet the homo queers in San Fransisco are just waiting for their new pray [sic] to turn the ripe age of 12, so they can get their dingle dongs touched by some young boys lips!" Who the fuck says shit like this? Someone who froths at the mouth, imagining his soft pucker around anything remotely remotely phallic, jerking off, pecking his keyboard, and pulling a rosary out of his asshole. Ohhh man, don't you just want to blow that thing…up?
