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SNEAKY TEASERS - THE ULTIMATE MYSTERY

We kind of shot ourselves in the foot with the last Sneaky Teaser, but this time round we've got a bona fide corker for you. All we can tell you is that the above stuff was worn by a guy who was something'd by another guy in a place and that the product of this somethinging is going to be in our March Fashion Issue, which just got sent to press. You know both of the guys (unless you're from Mauritania or Dimension-Z or something) and the one guy is very famous for doing the thing he did to the other guy to a lot of people and himself and his penis. Here's your only other hint:

If you are able to figure this one out, we (I) will come to your house and personally blow you for 15 minutes. If blowjob's aren't your thing, you may suggest a sexual practice of equal or lesser base-worth. What the hey, you can even make one up.

IMPORTANT THOUGH: As in radio ticket giveaways, if you've got any connection to Vice OR any of the people involved in the above "thing," you and your penis are disqualified from guessing.