Dear Vice,
I used to think heroin was bad, but this photo is proof that hippie drugs can be much worse. The girl was 27 and this was the first time she had done ANY type of drug. She drank some weak mushroom tea and then spent the entire next day blabbering about spirit animals. And the guy is seriously one of the creepiest dudes ever.
KELLY COLEMANThanks, Kelly. You can actually tell from the photo how weak the mushrooms were, as the whiskers all run straight and end in in the right place instead of converging into a greasy curlicue wriggling across the entire width of her face.
I used to think heroin was bad, but this photo is proof that hippie drugs can be much worse. The girl was 27 and this was the first time she had done ANY type of drug. She drank some weak mushroom tea and then spent the entire next day blabbering about spirit animals. And the guy is seriously one of the creepiest dudes ever.
KELLY COLEMANThanks, Kelly. You can actually tell from the photo how weak the mushrooms were, as the whiskers all run straight and end in in the right place instead of converging into a greasy curlicue wriggling across the entire width of her face.