Hey, remember last year when Colt 45 paid us to compile a bunch of party stories into an illustrated zine that felt like it was printed on the same kind of paper they use for lunch bags? Of course you don't. Anyways, they asked us to do the same thing again for this summer so we're putting out an open call for submissions. Please send accounts of any Colt-related incidents you'd like immortalized in print to tales@viceland.com. You can see all the entries from last year here, as well as a list of different events they're hosting throughout the summer. Oh, and please please please no bullshit. You may think you're being sly, but all it does is make us sigh. That's a poem.