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DEAR VICE - SPACEMILK

Dear Vice,
I just came home to the suburbs for the first time in a while. Do you guys know how futuristic milk has gotten in the past couple of years? Check this thing out--it's like pouring rocket fuel over your cereal. The one downside is that the thing sloshes and dribbles like a motherfucker, but I presume that can only add impetus to the creation of robot maids/slaves.
Best,
TERRY ACKERMAN
Roswell, GA