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SPAIN - GUD SHIT

Marcos the mastermind drug-dealer realised that the best way to peddle his hashish was to get inside the mind of his customers. He dropped off flyers in playgrounds and parks, and cleverly adopted a childlike vernacular to confuse the local police force (who at first assumed it was a joke). Marcos called out all the "kool boys" looking for the "gud shit". All they had to do was "wait nex to the windou behind my house and in the bench forsiting down" and then "wistle". Marcos promised he'd appear promptly, after he "goot throu the windou" or something. To make a short story shorter, Marcos was arrested with some ease.

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