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DEAR VICE - YOU RENT, I OWN

Hey, Saw the

Big Elvis thing

online and you changed it from saying I BOUGHT a 1960 Deville to I RENTED. Why? I bought the car. It's still in my driveway to this day. I'm not sweating it, but I am concerned that you don't have faith in just how far I'll go to commit to a joke. Keep in mind I'm naming every one of my kids Chris so I can say "We're big George Foreman fans," every time I introduce my family. You should always ASSUME I'm serious when it comes to jokes. CHRIS

Vice replies - We are very sorry we didn't believe you bought a car.