I have always liked to think I was pretty impartial to issue of race, gender, sexuality and so on—a real child of the moderate, mildly lefty, middle class, 90’s household. But this test devised by sadists at Harvard University’s Psychology department has shattered my illusions. It's pretty old, but I never could trudge through the filling-in-details stage of the site. It is designed to explore people's underlying attitudes to race, gender, sexuality, age and religion. And it has exposed mine. It takes a few minutes and will, in all likelihood, make you feel like a total shit all day. I turned out to be fairly racist—no Rodney King level vibes, but if you were at the other end of me making a rush decision (say tweaking out while holding a gun in a dark alley with two strangers approaching) you would definitely rather be a white guy than a black guy because I am an unconscious racist. But before you beat yourself up about it, it turns out the majority of white people and a lot of black people associate double-sided battle-axes and hand grenades with black people‚Ķ I thought I associated them with Vikings and World War One, but what do I know? Prepare to face your inner racist.