

I’d fly around all day and kill pigeons. I would have the best view of the city.
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Yeah, they get in my way. Fuck pigeons!

Bob: It’s Captain Bob. A wolverine is vicious. It can go up against a bear. Not that I’m vicious. I’m a nice guy.What about you, Pete: why a seagull?
Pete: They’re religious birds, very beautiful.Captain Bob: I’ll be a wolverine, if I can still smoke weed.

Yeah.Why?
To fly the fuck out of New York.You don’t like New York?
Well I’m homeless. [Points to his blanket on the steps of a church] I used to be a nurse, then I was fired and joined Occupy Wall Street and now I’m homeless.Where are you from?
South Hampton, Long Island [laughs].

You get everything you need and somebody feeds you. All you need to do is be nice to your owner.What would you do during your day as a dog?
I’d be chilling.

Andy: I would just walk around being tall. You need to be tall, especially in New York.What about you Alina?
Alina: I would be a panther. Is that the word?
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Alina: I would be a black panther because they are so beautiful.

I don’t know. Why should I tell you?You’d be helping me out.
I guess I’d have to say a cat.Why a cat?
Cats get to play with yarn all day.Previously - Who Would You Kill?
