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Nah, I went to a restaurant, so I paid twice. Once because I hate that stuff, and twice because it cost me money.

Well, there were a couple of restaurants in Brooklyn I liked and they got closed down because they were making people sick. But you can disguise anything with salt and pepper. Honestly, if you put pepper on it, I’ll eat it.

Right. Well, they were then, 30 years ago.Do you think they’ve gotten any better?
No.What do they put in them?
God knows.

When you’re in your parents’ house, they like that kind of stuff. So they’ll make it, you gotta eat it. I eat a little bit of it though.So you feed the rest to the dog?
Nah. They wanted me to take some home. And I said, nah, you keep it. It’s that good.Do you try to have your parents come over to your place?
No, usually I go to their place because they’re too old to be traveling. So I eat with them, but sometimes I bring my own food, just in case.

I got a Mexican omelet and it was pretty terrible. The salsa was like ketchup with onions in it. There was hot avocado all smeary… it was just very, very poor.
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I pretty much usually eat everything whether it’s bad or not and I couldn’t get through it. I had that feeling like I’d get sick from it.So you gave up?
Yeah, I gave up and ate my friend’s food.Was that any better?
A little bit. She had the French toast, which was like a fried egg on Texas toast.Fuck Boston.

All in one sitting. I felt like it was delicious at the time, but I felt awful afterward. So, in terms of the result, it was the worst meal I ever had.Was it one of those in-restaurant contests where you get a free meal or you get a sandwich named after you if you finish a huge amount of food?
I think it was the high-school pressure of eating more than everyone around me. So, an unofficial contest.Did you win?
Yes.

I was drinking, profusely, right before that happened.What did the sandwich taste like?
You know, I can’t even honestly remember. It just was really nasty. It seemed like a good idea at the time. But about 30 minutes later I decided to give it up.You gave up on eating it?
No, I ate the sandwich, I just decided to return it to the street.Previously - How Big Is the Internet?
