HOLD ON TO YOUR DICKS EVERYONE! Not only has Paris Hilton got a new track floating around the internet. In other good news, it also samples the enduring Journey classic, "Don't Stop Believin'!" Which hasn't been overused at all lately. For her latest crack at the charts, Hilton's enlisted a double-whammy of unbridled talent in the form of David Guetta AND Flo-Rida. Sadly, "Louder" SUX BALLS and Paris' inimitable vocal skills are lost a little beneath the mega-tonnes of auto-tune.No, but for real you guys, I've got got something to say. Maybe if you hadn't all been such douchebags about her last single "Drunk Text" - which was a work of careful genius and anyone who doesn't agree is a mean-spirited snob who hates life - she wouldn't have been driven to seek the help of Satanic overlord Guetta. I'M JUST SAYIN', hang your heads in shame, you bitter music bloggers.
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