Let’s get one thing straight: It doesn’t matter what you look like when you’re running—or, for that matter, doing literally any other form of exercise. First of all, people really aren’t paying attention to you, to begin with (unless you’re famous, or like, wearing a giant lobster costume, which, for the record, can be arranged). Secondly, if people are watching you run, they’re not snickering and making snide remarks to themselves about your outfit. No, they’re probably thinking something along the lines of Good for them, or Damn, I should go for a run.
Because what else is running for, if not to smugly jog past stationary civilians? That so-called “runner’s high” people talk about? It’s not powered by endorphins—rather, it’s fueled by the intense, fleeting rush of shaming your non-runner friends and sending them the map and mileage of your latest assault on the asphalt. (Disclaimer: These statements have not been approved by a doctor.)
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However, we understand that looking SICK can make you feel better and more confident about hitting the pavement or treadmill. Plus, if you’re reading Rec Room, you (probably) have a dope reputation as a style icon to uphold. You might also be thinking about how all of that meat you ordered last month is affecting your heart health, and that maybe a quick jog around the block is in order. Whatever your reason for wanting to look fresh while sweating out prosciutto juices and ethanol fumes, we get it, and we got you.
The thing is, a lot of the running gear on the market seems to be geared towards people who already look like runners—i.e. sinewy, pronghorn-like dorks who can’t hear the haters over the sound of the blood pumping through their ears on mile seven of their before-work “recovery jog.” If you’re one of those people, good on ya, but you’ve probably made peace with the fact that a lot of running gear isn’t exactly sexy, and you definitely don’t care what people think, because nobody can really tell what you’re wearing in your Strava profile picture anyway.
So, prospective athletes, lace ‘em up, and check out some of our favorite cool-as-a-cuke running gear below.
Show off those quads
When we say “shorts,” we’re not talking about the relatively new YouTube feature. No, we’re talking about the calf-displaying freedom bottoms that let your knees breathe and give you a wide, unhindered range of motion when you’re pounding the pavement. We’re partial to the shortest of shorts, but whatever floats your boat.
Free People
The Way Home Shorts (opens in a new window)
Tracksmith
Van Cortlandt Shorts (opens in a new window)
Just add a racing bib
Unless you’re a Get-a-Load-of-These-Pecs Guy™, chances are you might want to pop some sort of top on before you hit the streets. Plus, the more coverage you have, the less likely you are to catch a nasty sunburn. However, what your running top looks like varies depending on your body type, local climate, and running style. You might not want to wear a racing singlet while jogging in a park—though if you do, we got you covered.
Tracksmith
QTQ Race Singlet (opens in a new window)
Before you race, you must lace
Whether you call them tennis shoes, sneakers, or trainers, investing in a solid pair of running shoes is crucial if you want to minimize joint pain and stick with the sport. That being said, there are a number of factors that go into picking the right running shoe for your specific situation. Consider the terrain you’re primarily going to be running on, how long your runs are going to be, and whether you’re going to be wearing insoles or thick socks while you jog. If you live near a running store, popping in for a gait assessment and some expert recommendations is likely your best bet. Once you figure out the type of shoe you need, you can focus on the fun stuff—because in case you didn’t know, your ergonomic running shoes don’t have to look nerdy. Brands including On, Hoka, and Athletic Propulsion Labs make structurally sound trainers that are also showstopping.
On Running
Cloudmonster (opens in a new window)
Athletic Propulsion Labs
Men's TechLoom Pro (opens in a new window)
Some of you should wear a helmet
But for those who think they’re coordinated enough to skip the hard hat, a sturdy running hat goes a long way in helping provide visibility, sun protection, and coolness.
These will help people not recognize you
We love the anonymity some good ol’ shades provide. They’ll also help protect your eyes from harmful UV rays and will allow you to spot any potential road hazards (an errant ex, perhaps) and adjust your course. Add a pack of sunglasses straps to your cart if you’re worried about them falling off your face.
Blisters are cheugy
Is calling things “cheugy” cheugy? [Sighs in Internet.] Anyway, the last thing anyone wants is to ruin their new pair of running shoes with blood stains from not wearing the correct gear. Ditch the Walmart 10-packs and invest in some good running socks. Your ankles, heels, and toes will thank you.
Rain, sleet, or snow
What, a little weather is going to stop you from hitting your morning jog? Wrong. It’s time to don your sick running jacket, fuss with your FitBit, and get your act together.
Cut through the air
Once you’ve shaved off your eyebrows to reduce drag, the next logical step is to pick up a sweet pair of leggings. These are great in the winter and fall since they allow for a great range of motion while keeping you warm, and you don’t have to worry about snagging them on things as you run. Plus, you’re a runner now—own it!
Strap it on
Running while holding a wallet, house keys, and phone (basically your entire life) will weigh you down. #RunTok loves the SPIbelt with its built-in phone pocket, expandable pocket for small essentials, and adjustable waist strap that can reach up to 47”.
The Rolex of runners
If you’re a runner, you know what Garmin watches are. It’s a runner’s holy grail with its GPS, advanced training features for tracking pace, heart rate, and mileage, and training plans from a virtual coach for whatever event you’re training for. Other key features include up to 14 days worth of battery life, the ability to hold up to 500 downloaded songs, and sleep tracking.
Hydrate you dummy
Carrying water bottles used to be lame, but now they’re the ultimate accessory for everyday life and pounding pavement. Chuggin’ H20 is not a good idea while running, but taking small sips is key to staying hydrated during high-intensity exercise. The Nathan SpeedDraw Plus Insulated Flask has an adjustable no-slip hand strap for easy handling, is designed to keep fluids cooler for 20% longer, and even has a large pocket to store your smartphone. Innovation!
Or just wear your supply
Don’t wanna hold your bev? Just wear it king.
Now you’ve got the gear—it’s time to hit the road. (After spending far too much time creating a running playlist, of course.)
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