I once knew a man who, quite genuinely, told me that he would never eat a fig in public because, and I quote, "I'm not sure if I'm doing it properly." That man, it is my duty to inform you, was not a lesbian.A photo posted by Stephanie Borkowsky (@borkowskybakes) on Sep 15, 2016 at 11:11am PDT
This is like saying that you can't tell the difference between Blackpool and Paris. Between a tabby cat and a tiger. Between Mick Hucknall and a shower exfoliator. You might as well tell me you thought Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in an actual documentary about being identical twins.Makaron or tomato? • yummy • beautiful • alon.f_pic • #yummy #yummyfood #foodart #foodie #foodstyling #tomato #makaroni #sweet #dessert #yummy A photo posted by TAG #magazine_food To Feature (@magazine_food) on Sep 15, 2016 at 11:12am PDT
"Mummy, what was the 21st Century like?"* Layers of mashed raspberries, almond butter, maqui berry cashew cream & chia pudding.
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Of course, everyone wants a pudding that looks like one of the £3 fairground rides that rests on a pile of bricks in the middle of the local council park the first weekend of October. I mean we all do. Right?St. Honorè cakes w/ Mango & milk, chocolate cream, vanilla chantilly, and lime glaze by @omarbusi #TheArtOfPlating Fun Fact: This is a classic French dessert named after the French patron saint of bakers and pastry chefs A photo posted by The Art of Plating (@theartofplating) on Sep 15, 2016 at 7:12am PDT
This is pretty much exactly what my grandmother warned her son would happen to his genitals if he "bothered" with himself to enthusiastically at bedtime.A photo posted by klausZ (@_klausz_) on Sep 15, 2016 at 11:08am PDT
The man from Del Monte's looking good for his age isn't he? And so nice to see a man willing to invest in a good manicure from time to time.A photo posted by S u s a n A n d r e a (@_susandrea_) on Sep 15, 2016 at 5:23am PDT
Do you remember the "fat" one from Grease? You know, the woman who was, somehow, supposed to be "fat"? Who made all those jokes about eating Twinkies? And looking like a chubby little mouse? But who quite clearly had the lithe and supple body of a professional dancer? So they just dressed her in a big sweatshirt and hoped nobody would notice? Well, when I marry that woman, this is what we're going to have at the wedding buffet.Peut-être aimez-vous mieux avec du #ketchup ? #frites #fries A photo posted by F3 Studio - Photos Culinaires (@f3studioqc) on Sep 15, 2016 at 10:58am PDT
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That, Gordon, is a giant crispy pork ladder to the afterlife.It's almost time for #dinner over in #Singapore and it looks like the team @bsksingapore have got it all sorted - check out that cracking crackling ! Gx A photo posted by Gordon Ramsay (@gordongram) on Sep 13, 2016 at 4:04am PDT
In this sloshflunking Giant Country, happy eats like pineapples and pigwinkles is simply not growing. Nothing is growing except for one extreemly icky-poo vegetable called the snozzcumber. Oh well. Happy Birthday Dahl, grandad to us all.A photo posted by Amy Nicholls (@mamynicholls) on Sep 13, 2016 at 9:24am PDT