Johnny Manziel Rolling Bills in a Vegas Bathroom? Here Come the Media Pitchforks

Johnny Football spending a weekend in Vegas is sadly already a bubbling sports story all by its lonesome. But Manziel in Vegas rollings bills in a bathroom? Holy crap, this is a sportswriter's dream.

Attack, attack, attack, and speculate the shit out of this until he's 19th on the Browns depth chart. Christ, is this even Johnny Football?

Let's take a look at the controversial photo that's causing the latest JFF hysteria:

Now, just because he's rolling a bill in the photo doesn't automatically mean he's snorting cocaine. Johnny could be rolling it for a friend and he's clearly the man with the extra cash to sacrifice, so that's certainly a possibility.

Or perhaps he is partaking in the festivities, but that doesn't necessarily mean coke is involved. Maybe he threw a couple Ritalin on the counter and crushed them in the interest of lasting a few more hours at the club? Or perhaps the devoted, tireless franchise quarterback, being the determined competitor he is, has plans to study the playbook when he gets back to his suite. And if that's the case and it actually was coke, he's going to be even more focused than some crap Ritalin prescription would ever offer.

But maybe, just maybe, Johnny Manziel, like most of us, is addicted to origami. He probably made one of those Japanese cranes out of a twenty dollar bill to impress some chick.

Probably.

[h/t KSK]