
Thought 2. I’ve got so much more space to do handstands now.
Thought 3. This has the familiar whiff of France about it.
Thought 4. Look at all the awesome stuff they left behind.
Thought 5. I wonder if they came into the bedroom and watched me sleeping before deciding against the sexual assault.
Thought 6. This could be the opportunity I’ve been waiting for to use that Windsor font from The Good Life titles.
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Henri-Luc: "He honh he honh."
Jacques: "I could use a pouffe in my downstairs room."
Al Murray: "ME TOO, IF BY DOWNSTAIRS ROOM YOU MEAN ANUS."
Jacques: "Well, I probably did. The phrase 'downstairs room' isn’t really a common one, I was using it mainly to set you up for that exact response. I was being a dutiful straight man."
Al Murray: "I’M A RIGHT COMMON ONE, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHOCO LEIBNIZ."
James Corden: "I just think it's brave of me to make so many jokes about my weight, when it must be genuinely horrible looking like I do."
Al Murray: "HANG ON, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT STRAIGHT MAN YET."
Henri-Paul: "Il y a onze oignons dans le poubelle, je veux les baiser."
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