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Today is the most unproductive day of the year

If I were you I wouldn't expect anything special from the Vice blog today. Today is a really shitty day. The clocks have gone back and a survey has found that today is the most unproductive day of the year.

I'm not even going to tell you about the details of the survey though. To be honest, I can't be bothered. If you're that interested, click on the link up there and read it yourself. I am not your secretary, and anyway I am feeling really tired and depressed. I've been sat here for ages and I'm really, keenly aware that I'm not going to achieve anything at all today. I originally planned on compiling a list of tips to get you through the increasingly gloomy days, but I may as well just go home. I recommend you do the same.

I am also feeling kind of hungry so I might just go for lunch and make it extend into the late afternoon. This way I can still get paid. Then I will come back and play this game for a bit. Then maybe I'll play this one if I can still be bothered to get paid for doing nothing. But I'll probably just call it a day nice and early and go home and abuse my German friend for her country starting this whole clock-meddling bullshit.