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Probably not to a violent degree. It depends how extreme the situation is; sometimes violence does help to solve problems. But if a situation can be resolved without violence then I'd do that – something like defending people in a situation where they were being persecuted for their beliefs, which were – in my opinion – correct.So violence can work?
I don't think violence is the way forward and it's not something I'd act on in the first instance, but if it comes down to it and you're in a life or death case – well, it's survival of the fittest, you know? Also, the terrorist thing is tricky, because, depending on what part of the world you're in, the definition of "terrorist" changes. It's all very subjective.That it is, Neil.

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It depends what the circumstances are. I’m not all for killing, by the way – it depends what your definition of everything is, like terrorism, or whatever. Like, if I was with a girl who turned out to be some sort of terrorist, she would be fucking cool from the beginning. She wouldn’t be, like, an evil terrorist, she'd be a freedom fighter or some shit.What's the difference between a freedom fighter and a terrorist?
Probably very little, to be honest. The people in this country who class others as terrorists wouldn’t class themselves as terrorists, they'd probably class themselves as freedom fighters. I really doubt there are a lot of people out there who are like, "Yeah, let's go and fuck shit up just 'cause everyone is a fucking dickhead." There are often religious reasons and even though a lot of them are probably warped, that’s just what they believe. It's fucked up shit, man.

I've got no idea. I mean, how do you know until you're in that situation? I don’t think there's an easy way. Maybe Facebook? Twitter? Hashtag she’s a terrorist bitch?How would you punish her?
I haven’t got a clue. Prison? I mean, it's not always someone’s decision. Often terrorism just comes down to brainwashing, so how do you punish someone for that?
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I think it does potentially have a place, but I don’t think there's a model I can say yes or no to. But yeah, it does have a place.

I don’t know. I think my love for them would just go as soon as I found out because I would that what they were doing was wrong.What if you had children with them?
I'd just take the children away from him, for their sake. They could then turn on me, you know, be like, "Why did you take us away?" But I think if I did leave them that they'd turn against me anyway.If you could choose a punishment for your partner, what would it be?
Personally, I think they should bring back the chair in England. It's just my personal opinion, because like I don’t think rapists and paedophiles should be able to get away with what they're doing. So yeah, I think they should bring back the chair. Send my husband to the chair!

I guess there would be signs of terrorist activity I'd notice, yeah – if they were doing it in the house or leaving for extended periods of time. He would be like Superman and Clark Kent, you know? Clark Kent is never around when Superman is around.What if he was the father of your children – would you tell them?
Probably when they reached a certain age, yeah. "FYI, dad’s not around because he’s in prison for trying to blow himself up."Yeah, that's a nice, sensitive way to put it.Previously - Where's the Weirdest Place You've Whacked It?
